EXPOSED! 6 Kenyan Celebrities Who Do Not Believe In C*nd*ms!

In the Bible there was a man named Onan. He featured in Gen 38: 8-10. The first recorded case of COITUS INTERRUPTUS. God killed him for ...

In the Bible there was a man named Onan. He featured in Gen 38: 8-10. The first recorded case of COITUS INTERRUPTUS. God killed him for withdrawing...OOOUPS!!!

But I have come to learn that I am not alone in the P2s battalion. Infact, we are legion! And I compiled a list of Kenyan celebrities who along with me seem to have an atrocious pullout game. Then again, you cannot blame me. I was taught that real men do not play games.


Please enjoy this list I compiled of Kenyan celebrities who seem to be fond of eating guavas raw.

Octopizzo

this is the reigning champion. The Brigadier Sergeant of the P2 Battalion. Actually, he is more than that. He leads the no-nonsense Recce squad of the P2 armed forces!

Willy Paul

He represents the P2 battalion within the gospel ranks. The defacto bomb squad brigadier of the P2 battalion. Why? Because he keeps dropping bombs! remember when he was accused of demanding that his then girlfriend abort their love-child?


Jaguar

This is the only one I respect. Why? He takes care of his responsibility fully. Still, yeye hapana tambua condoms bwana. He has more than two baby mamas but none of the drama. That says alot about him as a provider.


Ringtone

because I like him, we shall appoint him the general of the P2 battalion! This guy is slick! He managed to get a chipo preggers (ALLEGEDLY) and then ducked! One touch because we have no time for sloppy seconds!

King Kaka

The commander-in-chief of the P2 battalion is here! This guy trounces Octo simply because he is a cold S.O.B! His kids are practically the same age meaning he was doing the naked tango with Sage and then running across town to play some naked twister with his current fiance.

And now for the queen:



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Akothee

The queen bee has finally landed like the choppers she is fond of riding in. This is the only lass in entertainment I would really love to meet. We seem to be on the same page when it comes to matters coitus.

SO ARE YOU MAD??????  
 OR 

NOOOOOOOO????